This one is for you.

   I would like to take a moment and just salute those that have assumed incorrectly.   I find some people to be scornful, not to mention repugnant.  Your assumptions were clearly incongruous, and I find you excessively insufficient.  Thank you (to those that have made me aware) of this garrulous individual.  I am flattered that you thought for a brief moment you knew who I was, clearly you went amiss.  Better luck next time, Justin Thyme.